(Everything in this post was generated by AI.) INT. A QUIRKY PARLOUR - DAY We see Mae West lounging on a divan, smoking a cigarette. Groucho Marx enters with his trademark cigar. Groucho: (smirking) My dear, you know why they say the moon is shining? Mae: (batting her eyelashes) Why do they say that? Groucho: (grinning) Because it's too far to reach! Mae: (laughing) You always know how to make a girl blush, Groucho. Groucho: (chuckling) That's not all I know how to make a girl do. Mae: (coyly) You're such a naughty boy, Groucho. But I like it. Abbott and Costello suddenly burst into the room. Abbott: Hey, who's on first? Mae: (smiling) That's what I'd like to know, dearie. Costello: No, no, no. Who's on first, What's on second, and I Don't Know is on third. Groucho: (confused) What the hell are you talking about? Abbott: We're trying out our new comedy routine. Mae: (rolling her eyes) Well, you're not getting any laughs from me. Groucho: (sm
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