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Abbott and Costello and Mae West


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INT. COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT


Abbott and Costello are on stage performing their routine when Mae West walks in and interrupts them.


Mae West: Well, well, well. Look who we have here. It's Abbott and Costello. You boys sure know how to make a girl laugh.


Abbott: (surprised) Mae West! What are you doing here?


Costello: Yeah, we didn't know we were sharing the stage with a big star tonight.


Mae West: (smiling) Oh, I just had to come and see what all the fuss was about. And I have to say, you boys are pretty good.


Abbott: (flattered) Thank you, Mae. That means a lot coming from you.

Costello: Yeah, we're big fans of yours.


Mae West: (smiling slyly) Oh, I know you are, honey. But enough about me. Let's get back to your act. I want to see what you boys can do.


Abbott and Costello resume their routine, but Mae West keeps interrupting with suggestive comments.


Mae West: You know, boys, I'm feeling a little hot under the collar. Maybe you could help me cool down?


Abbott: (trying to keep the routine going) Uh, sure, Mae. How about we do our famous "Who's on First" routine?


Mae West: (ignoring Abbott) I think I need a drink. How about you boys buy me a cold one?


Costello: (chuckling nervously) Uh, sorry Mae, we're not in the drink-buying business.


Mae West: (smiling) Well, how about we make a deal? You buy me a drink, and I'll make sure the audience stays interested in your act.


Abbott: (skeptical) What kind of deal?


Mae West: (smiling slyly) Let's just say I know a thing or two about keeping an audience's attention.


Costello: (nodding eagerly) Okay, okay, you got a deal.


Abbott: (shaking his head) I have a feeling we're going to regret this.


The lights fade as Abbott and Costello follow Mae West offstage to the bar.

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