Groucho Marx, Mae West and the 3 Stooges

 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.)

 The scene opens with Mae West sitting at a bar, sipping a drink. Groucho Marx enters and spots her.

Groucho: Well, well, well, if it isn't Mae West! I haven't seen you since we starred in that silent film together.

Mae: (smirking) Yeah, you were so quiet I thought you were a mime.

Groucho: (laughing) Good one, Mae. Say, have you met the Three Stooges?

Moe, Larry, and Curly enter, tripping over each other and knocking things over.

Moe: Hey, watch where you're going, you mug!

Curly: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Larry: (to Mae) Don't mind them, they're harmless.

Mae: (eyebrows raised) Harmless? They're like a hurricane in a handkerchief!

Groucho: (chuckling) Mae, you always did have a way with words.

Curly: Hey, lady, how about a kiss?

Mae: (smiling) Sorry, boys, but you'll have to settle for my autograph.

Moe: (grumbling) That's no fun.

Groucho: So, Mae, what brings you to this neck of the woods?

Mae: (leaning in conspiratorially) I heard there was a new club opening up, and I wanted to check it out. You know me, I never pass up a chance to have a good time.

Groucho: (winking) You and me both, sister.

Larry: Hey, fellas, did you hear the one about the neutron?

Moe: (impatiently) No, what is it?

Larry: I'm not sure, it's still up in the air.

Curly: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Groucho: (chuckling) Larry, you always did have a way with science.

Mae: (smiling) Speaking of science, have you heard about this new thing called quantum physics?

Moe: (puzzled) Quantum who?

Mae: (winking) Quantum physics, boys. It's all about the mysteries of the universe, the nature of reality, and the size of your paycheck.

Groucho: (laughing) Mae, you always did have a way with money.

Curly: Hey, fellas, let's go watch the Stooges movie!

Moe: (nodding) Good idea, Curly. Let's blow this popsicle stand.

Larry: (to Mae and Groucho) Nice meeting you both. Maybe we'll run into each other again sometime.

Mae: (smiling) You never know, Larry. Life is full of surprises.

As the Three Stooges exit, Mae and Groucho exchange a knowing glance.

Groucho: (smiling) Well, Mae, it's been a pleasure as always. Let's do lunch sometime.

Mae: (smiling) You got it, Groucho. Just don't order the soup.

They both laugh as the scene fades to black.