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INT. A QUIRKY PARLOUR - DAY
We see Mae West lounging on a divan, smoking a cigarette. Groucho Marx enters with his trademark cigar.
Groucho: (smirking) My dear, you know why they say the moon is shining?
Mae: (batting her eyelashes) Why do they say that?
Groucho: (grinning) Because it's too far to reach!
Mae: (laughing) You always know how to make a girl blush, Groucho.
Groucho: (chuckling) That's not all I know how to make a girl do.
Mae: (coyly) You're such a naughty boy, Groucho. But I like it.
Abbott and Costello suddenly burst into the room.
Abbott: Hey, who's on first?
Mae: (smiling) That's what I'd like to know, dearie.
Costello: No, no, no. Who's on first, What's on second, and I Don't Know is on third.
Groucho: (confused) What the hell are you talking about?
Abbott: We're trying out our new comedy routine.
Mae: (rolling her eyes) Well, you're not getting any laughs from me.
Groucho: (smiling) Don't worry, Mae. I know how to make this funny.
Groucho whispers something to Abbott and they both start laughing.
Costello: Hey, what's the joke?
Abbott: (smiling) Sorry, Lou. We can't tell you.
Mae: (sighing) I think I need another drink.
Groucho: (smiling) Make mine a martini, shaken not stirred.
Abbott: (confused) That's not how you make a martini.
Groucho: (grinning) That's how James Bond likes it.
Mae: (smiling) I think I'm going to like you, Groucho.
Costello: (whispering to Abbott) What's going on?
Abbott: (whispering back) I don't know, but at least we're not on second base.
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