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INT. A COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT
Mae West, an iconic actress from the 1930s, takes the stage wearing her signature feather boa and a mischievous smile. Amy Schumer, a modern comedian, is seated in the front row.
Mae: Well, hello there, dollface. What brings a young lady like you to my neck of the woods?
Amy: (smiling) I couldn't pass up the chance to see the one and only Mae West in action.
Mae: (chuckles) Well, you've come to the right place, honey. I've been entertaining folks for over 50 years.
Amy: (impressed) Wow, that's incredible. And you still look as fabulous as ever.
Mae: (flattered) You're too kind. I've always believed that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Amy: (nodding) Absolutely. And speaking of beauty, have you ever considered trying Botox or plastic surgery?
Mae: (taken aback) Why, I never! I wouldn't dream of altering my natural beauty. I'm a firm believer in aging gracefully.
Amy: (grinning) Fair enough. But have you ever tried any crazy diets or workout routines?
Mae: (smiling) Oh, I've dabbled in a few fads over the years. But I've found that the key to staying young is a good martini and a lot of laughter.
Amy: (laughs) I like your style. Speaking of laughter, do you have any good jokes you could share with us tonight?
Mae: (winks) Well, I do have a few tricks up my sleeve. (leans in and whispers) Why don't we take this conversation backstage and compare notes?
Amy: (grinning) You got it, Mae. Let's go make some history.
The two women exit the stage, arm in arm, as the audience erupts into applause.
FADE OUT.
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