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(Mae West is sitting at a bar, sipping on a martini. Veronica Lake walks in and catches Mae's eye.)
Mae West: Well, hello there, beautiful. What brings you to this neck of the woods?
Veronica Lake: Oh, I'm just passing through. Thought I'd stop and have a drink.
Mae West: Well, you picked the right place. The drinks are strong, and the company is even stronger.
Veronica Lake: (smirks) I can see that.
(Mae signals to the bartender for another round. They clink glasses and take a sip.)
Mae West: So, what do you do, honey?
Veronica Lake: I'm an actress. I've been in a few movies.
Mae West: Oh, yeah? What kind of movies?
Veronica Lake: Oh, you know, the usual stuff. Film noir, war dramas, that sort of thing.
Mae West: (raises an eyebrow) Sounds a little too serious for my taste. I prefer something with a little more...sizzle.
Veronica Lake: (laughs) I know what you mean.
(Mae leans in closer.)
Mae West: You know, I've always thought that blondes have more fun. But I've never been one to discriminate.
Veronica Lake: (smiling) I like your style.
(Just then, Orson Welles walks into the bar.)
Orson Welles: (to the bartender) Whiskey. And make it a double.
(Mae West and Veronica Lake both turn to look at him.)
Mae West: Well, well, well. Look who just walked in.
Orson Welles: (noticing the two women) Ladies. What brings you to this establishment?
Veronica Lake: Just passing through.
Mae West: And what about you, sugar?
Orson Welles: Oh, I'm just in town on business.
Mae West: (smiling) Well, then, why don't you let us take your mind off it?
Orson Welles: (laughs) Tempting offer, but I'm afraid I must decline. I have a lot of work to do.
Mae West: (pouting) Aw, don't be such a spoilsport.
Veronica Lake: Yeah, come on. Live a little.
Orson Welles: (smiling) Well, when you put it that way...
(The three of them continue to chat and flirt as the scene fades out.)
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