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FADE IN:
EXT. HOLLYWOOD HILLS - DAY
Janis Joplin and Raquel Welch are sitting on a bench, enjoying the view of the Hollywood Hills.
JANIS
(singing)
Oh lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz...
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
RAQUEL
(laughs)
That's a good one, Janis. I can't sing to save my life.
JANIS
(smiling)
Well, you don't need to sing to make people happy. You just need to look like you.
RAQUEL
(flattered)
Oh, you're too kind. But I think you have the market cornered on making people happy.
JANIS
(laughs)
Well, I do try.
Suddenly, a man in a gorilla suit runs past them.
GORILLA
(grunting)
Ook ook!
RAQUEL
(startled)
What the...
JANIS
(smiling)
Looks like we've got some unexpected company.
The Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, and Curly) run after the gorilla, who disappears around a corner.
MOE
(to Janis and Raquel)
Did you see a gorilla run by here?
RAQUEL
(still startled)
Yes, he went that way.
LARRY
(pointing in the opposite direction)
No, no, he went that way!
CURLEY
(scratching his head)
I don't know, fellas. I'm so confused.
JANIS
(laughs)
Looks like you guys have bigger problems than a gorilla on the loose.
GEORGE CARLIN walks up to the group, carrying a notepad.
GEORGE
Hey, have you guys heard this one?
Everyone turns to George, waiting for the joke.
GEORGE
(smiling)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The group looks at each other, waiting for the punchline.
GEORGE
(pausing for effect)
To get away from the Three Stooges!
Everyone bursts out laughing, including Moe, Larry, and Curly.
JANIS
(laughing)
George, you always know how to lighten the mood.
RAQUEL
(smiling)
I think we all needed that laugh.
The group continues to chat and enjoy the sunny day in Hollywood.
FADE OUT.
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